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Yeah i dunno been trying to post some pics but it wo'nt have it, but it seems to be fine for my blogspot so if you wanna see some shots. I'm low on cash at the mo no job no motivation to get one so buy my chainring (below) and i was thinking that i could go into buisness showing peole round spots. An officail bmx tour guide. I used to work at a hire shop that did tours and this one guy who used to do the tours (on road bikes not bmx) was well harsh to some of te tourists he used to start drinking at beer oclock (12 midday) and would always have something to say about badgers and poing them with spoons. He'd tell any woman who complained about the saddles that 50% of the population have a vagina. If they said they'd wanna go see a certain site he'd say no you do'nt wanna see that we'll go and see this because i went there yesterday and its boring. I can see myself doing the same for forgein bmxers when i'm his age. The only difference is he was once a high flying stock market guy with cars coming out of his arse, (and blew it all gambling etc) and was knocked down a few pegs to bicycle tour guide and i'm gonna have to work my way up the ladder from bum to officail bmx tour guide. Maybe not, i cant really see, bmxers paying me to get them lost in London and ride round n circles in a panic untill i get too tired to be bothered anymore and then session any old thing when i realize that i'm not into the hit the big shit up first time and fuck off kinda thing. Well usually anyway. Well i think thats probebly worth about half a picture or maybe a quater. Whoo Enter the Optic vortex dun na nur na durrna nurr na